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Recorded on an 8 track reel to reel by some dudes from The Dull Drums in 2012 (except "Bloody Beach Blanket," recorded by John Atkins at Pizza Party Productions).


released December 21, 2012

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Track Name: Duane & The Eddies
Beep bop, doo doo de bop bop!
Track Name: Bloody Beach Blanket
Sun is gone, it's causing calamities to happen/
God has come, she's as pretty as the devil/
Use my thoughts, it's time to relax and open up/
Let's wash our blood, it's as dirty as the angels.

All were bathed, but none of us are gonna be saved/
I used your words, they couldn't keep me floating safely/
Skin and bones, I'm atrophied and feeling lazy/
I taste the sand, I feel the water in my hair now.

(last verse same as the first)
Track Name: Surfin' Kill City
Look at me, I've got lyrics!
Track Name: Can't Stand You
"This song makes me want to worship the devil"--Jesus Christ
Track Name: Lamarckism
Let's drink tonight you know I'll sleep on the back porch/
Slurring speech, it makes the words sound more honest/
Morning shots come I'll wipe all the grass off/
Smokers breath contains words more profound than/
Absent thoughts, which do thrive with abundance/
Malignant spirits do not occur there, will not reside there.

All will come on, will come on, will come on with me/
All will behave, will behave, will behave like me.

All will come on, will come on, will come on with me/
All will believe, will believe, will believe like me.

You can tell, it runs through our tissue/
It's carving out and reshaping patterns/
Simple minds will meet on the highway/
They'll talk of things left on the table/
Their concerns are not as important/
As all the hands we'll soon be shaking, soon will be clapping.


Use and disuse, that's all that happened/
Use and disuse, reshaping patterns.